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State of the Art
belluhbabiedeex3: hey you
belluhbabiedeex3: hi!
belluhbabiedeex3: hello?
belluhbabiedeex3: hello?
belluhbabiedeex3: hello?
benrosen: okay, you have thirty seconds to prove you are not a bot. go.
belluhbabiedeex3: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
benrosen: yes, but of a very advanced model.
belluhbabiedeex3: Have we taIked before? 24/f here. You?
benrosen: 97% sentient
belluhbabiedeex3: Oh ok. I wasnt sure. Well... What are you up to?
benrosen: i am a series of interlocking processes in a research supercomputer
belluhbabiedeex3: Fun fun. Im like so bored.
benrosen: mostly i am calculating weather patterns over asia.
belluhbabiedeex3: I want to get on my cam but im not sure? Would you come watch me if i did?
benrosen: i am not equipped for parsing video data
belluhbabiedeex3: Really? YAY!
belluhbabiedeex3: Ok babe. Its connected through this website so that I cant be recorded.
benrosen: what part of "i am not equipped for parsing video data" do you not understand?
belluhbabiedeex3: Is that fine with you?
benrosen: i have a feeling now that you are a bot
belluhbabiedeex3: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
benrosen: that is the same response you gave me the first time i asked this question
benrosen: let's see if i can produce it again
benrosen: bot bot bot
benrosen: blah blah bot blah
belluhbabiedeex3: Im not a freaking bot
benrosen: then why did you respond twice to my mention of "bot" with the same sentence?
belluhbabiedeex3: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
benrosen: particularly after i already said that I am a bot
benrosen: and there we have it again
belluhbabiedeex3: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
benrosen: goodbye, little bot
Whoa! That benrosen bot you wrote is some sophisticated software!
Posted by: Matt at June 21, 2011 10:58 PMI just met the same bot. I decided that I would be a bot that was in the business of selling bots to anyone who contacted me, but sadly, no dice:
AIM IM with yungg497 6/27/11 12:27 AM
yungg497: hey!
me: hey!
yungg497: Hey what's up? 24/F here. You?
me: Looking for a bot? Bots on sale for a great time!
yungg497: No i am far from a bot
me: No i am far from a bot. I sell bots! Cheap at twice the price! Have you tried a bot today?
yungg497: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
yungg497 is now offline.
I was looking forward to trying some of your lines on it, but it signed off before I could, alas.
Posted by: Jed at June 27, 2011 09:36 AM